AND THE GREAT GOD SPAM DID SPAKE TO ME, AND IT DID SAY, "CREATEST THOU A NEW RELIGION, AND CALLEST IT THOU SPAMMISM"
|I know the world will probably
not be very tolerant of my new religion, but the Great God Spam Itself spoke
to me, and what could I do but comply to Its wishes? If you dislike my religious
views please just go to another page, perhaps the
or my newer, much better site, which, for want of a better name, I call
Normalcy!. At these sites you will find only the
barest mention of Spammism whatsoever. However, if you wish to talk with
me about Spammism, or if you have any questions, please
me. I am always glad to discuss the worship of
the Wonder Meat known as Spam. Spammism is the word of the Great God Spam,
as it was handed down from It to me, Its prophet, during my third-period
US Government class. The Great God Spam first spoke to me on Thursday, March
4, in the Year of our Great God Spam 00001 (known as 1999 by the old calendar).
It told me that I was to worship It always, and that I was to create for
It a website that those with open minds might learn to love and worship It
as I have. It was during this first conversation with the Great God Spam
that I was converted to Its ways; and it was then also that I was given the
Ten Commandments of Spammism, which I present here at the Temple by the order
of the Great God Spam that all might see. All hail the Spam!
Soon to come -- more Spammist religious tracts!
If you have MUD capabilities, you may visit the Temple of Spammism and pay tribute to this most holy meat. Simply connect to xidus.net:6250, and then type @tel #158. There you will find the god itself, along with books and mechanisms designed to aid Spammists in their quest for enlightenment. I do hope to see you there.
Until the world becomes more tolerant, I will have to deal with many people who feel strongly against Spammism. If you do not agree with my religious views, please, leave me to my worship of Spam.
"SPAM BLESS YOU!"