The Holy Temple of Spam

AND THE GREAT GOD SPAM DID SPAKE TO ME, AND IT DID SAY, "CREATEST THOU A NEW RELIGION, AND CALLEST IT THOU SPAMMISM"


I know the world will probably not be very tolerant of my new religion, but the Great God Spam Itself spoke to me, and what could I do but comply to Its wishes? If you dislike my religious views please just go to another page, perhaps the NAPOLEONIC NETWORK, or my newer, much better site, which, for want of a better name, I call Eschew Normalcy!. At these sites you will find only the barest mention of Spammism whatsoever. However, if you wish to talk with me about Spammism, or if you have any questions, please email me. I am always glad to discuss the worship of the Wonder Meat known as Spam. Spammism is the word of the Great God Spam, as it was handed down from It to me, Its prophet, during my third-period US Government class. The Great God Spam first spoke to me on Thursday, March 4, in the Year of our Great God Spam 00001 (known as 1999 by the old calendar). It told me that I was to worship It always, and that I was to create for It a website that those with open minds might learn to love and worship It as I have. It was during this first conversation with the Great God Spam that I was converted to Its ways; and it was then also that I was given the Ten Commandments of Spammism, which I present here at the Temple by the order of the Great God Spam that all might see. All hail the Spam!


Commandments
Spammism Resources
Others' thoughts on Spam
The First Treatise of Spammism

Soon to come -- more Spammist religious tracts!


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If you have MUD capabilities, you may visit the Temple of Spammism and pay tribute to this most holy meat. Simply connect to xidus.net:6250, and then type @tel #158. There you will find the god itself, along with books and mechanisms designed to aid Spammists in their quest for enlightenment. I do hope to see you there.


Until the world becomes more tolerant, I will have to deal with many people who feel strongly against Spammism. If you do not agree with my religious views, please, leave me to my worship of Spam.

"SPAM BLESS YOU!"


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