Continuing the fine tradition begun by someone else before I stole the idea for EarthBound.

O... kay then.  |  "Physically"?  |  ...is that sarcasm?  Or are you just on crack?  |  Make me.  |  Sure they aren't ants?  |  Somehow, I doubt that's not *quite* what you're using to get so "relaxed".  |  Ann = me.  |  Up in the sky... it's a bird... it's a plane... it's...  |  But it only makes trout-flavored pudding, right?  |  ...what?  |  Hey, keep your family problems off the air!  |  No, she's not, actually, can I trade her in for a new one?  |  COMICALLY OVERSIZED AXE!!!!!  |  I think I see why the guides list Eve as the easiest to get... she's saying this TO A MARRIED MAN.  |  That, folks, is a man who loves his work.  Literally, apparently.  |  What, we can't use puke green?  |  Yep, she sure sounds sincere.  |  Um, dude?  That's a chicken.  |  No comment.  |  Oh, okay, then I won't look there.  |  ...guh?  |  Hate to tell ya this, babe, but that's not how manure's made.  |  Interesting glitch considering we don't HAVE a horse yet...  |  She's doing it again!  What, did I marry Miss Cleo or something?  |  Oh, man, I'm going to hell for this.  |  Well, there's this class over at the vo-tech...  |  Is it, then?  |  No, actually, that animal is something that rhymes with DOLT.  Which is what you are, incidentally.  |  Then why are you making that face?  |  Um... okay, you do that.  |  Hey, listen, I don't care.  |  Too... many... punchlines... can't choose... heh heh, shinning.  |  Would you prefer I crawl, then?  |  Uhh, thanks, I think.

9/21/04
You offerin', baby? *wink*  |  ......"friends", eh?  |  Kinda like grammar when you're around, I guess.  |  Buh?  |  What an amazingly unromantic way to answer a marriage proposal.  |  IF I DO IT IS BECAUSE YOU DROVE ME TO IT, WOMAN  |  Aww, c'mon, man, aren't I your type?  |  Well, maybe if you would stop DRINKING IT ALL YOURSELF, rummy...  |  ...buh?  |  That sounds vaguely... naughty.  |  No. Why? Should it?  |