These are various screenshots I have pulled from the game because they amuse me. You can find a whole lot more here.
Uh, divided by approximate age now, because there's so damn many.
?/?/01
Okay, WAY too much information here. |
Heh heh... zombie waitress. |
How nice for you. |
Swallow this. |
Suuuuuure it is. |
What the hell kind of a wussy attack is THIS?!
| Oh, no, ANYTHING but that! |
"I don't CARE if the world's in imminent
danger of destruction, young man, you come in RIGHT NOW!" |
...is that
Argus? | Oh, yeah?
Well, you look like an undead Mickey Mouse. So ha. |
Oh, THAT's what you're smoking, then, is it?
| Apparently an interior decorator cult.
| So... what exactly is a "normal"
cultist, then? Sane? | Hmm...
I'm guessing... no. | Hey, everyone!
The programmers are trading dirty jokes! |
Woah... bipolar. |
Dude, lay off the ants. |
Don't quit your day job. |
I'm still trying to decide whether this is a pun
or not... | Well, SOMEONE's got
issues. | ... |
*whimper* Hold me... |
This is why there are no great zombie
philosophers. | Yah, he's, like,
totally grody!
7/?/02
Er... whoops. Knew I forgot something.
| Good lord, the cops are ferretshocking.
| Shark Angst |
Welp, I'm dead. |
Yeah, I'm scared now... |
Um, helLO, is it any of YOUR business? |
... .....ow? |
Now that I'm technically a government employee,
this amuses me a lot more. | Big words
for a guy who I beat with one smack of the bat. Spanky. |
Wait, wait... I did all that, but they're
the bullies? | Uh... they're really, really
depressed? | Hey, screw you. |
Dude! You're my new best friend! |
Well, it makes about as much sense as most fashion
trends. | You have weird dreams.
?/?/02
Yes, I'm sure it's the sidewalk's fault. |
Rather a friendly board. |
You just keep telling yourself that... |
Don't leave home without it! brains
| I'll feign interest. |
AHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY!!! I don't get it.
| ...is it me? |
The poor thing will never get any self-esteem
if you call it THAT... | I don't
look very bright? You can't count! [
...thanks, dad. |
......thanks, dad. |
.......You're a horrible father. ]
Uh, yeah. |
The weird guy was delivering pizza? |
Hoo boy, I'm scared now! |
Mr. Saturn logic |
Riiiight. You've been snorting the Fly Honey,
haven't you. | Mr. Saturn! Have!
Short attention! Span! |
Hee hee hee. |
That Mr. Saturn, such a tease |
Whee! Let's go defile graves! |
MooOOOOM, you're EMBARRASSING me!
8/10/02
Right. | Delicious
tasties! For me to eat? | What
the hell? Is she planning to eat me or something? |
The Fourside Tourism Bureau must have fun explaining
this. | ...well?! |
Golly gee, anything but that! |
Oh, that's good then. |
...what? |
Y... eah. |
Hey, watch what you say about my mom. |
HA! WRONG! |
Yes, thank you for translating that. |
This monkey's gone to heaven? |
