(This is our entire conversation, verbatim. Nothing has been removed, nothing has been added. Seriously.)
Friend: Ha....ajdfkjvsda!
Me: I see.
Friend: Hey, new buttons!
Me: Eh?
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Me: Eh?
Friend: Me must go now.
Friend: But if I didn't have to....
Friend: Hey, new buttons!
Me: Bye-o!
Friend: Hidee hi! Er..... ah well.
Me: :defenestrates you.
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