In all these pictures, I'm the short ugly one.

Strange people.You people scare me!

Eskimos attacking each other with their fish on sticks.Hey now, knock it off, you two.

Two weirdos eating fish on sticks.Mmm... waxy.

Eskirandom, obviously.Eskirandom!

Napoleonkimo, obviously.Napoleonkimo!

Fish on sticks... duh?The fish on sticks pose for the camera -- pay no attention to that megalomaniac behind the computer.

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I like getting mail. Hint, hint.