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Be assured I look far more insane than this in real life.

Please, please, please... no one send me mail telling me that I shouldn't call myself ugly, or I will just start hurling people through windows right and left. It's not self-pity, it's a weird sort of pride. So there!

Eh, what the heck... if you really want to go blind and/or break your computer monitor, here's my senior picture. I look like an axe murderer!

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I like getting mail. Hint, hint.