Me! Or not...

Well... okay. So that's not really me. Obviously. I just thought it was kinda neet. Plus it gives me the chance to say "I'm a hideous dragon creature that can't exist in the sane world!", which is a really cool line. If you want to see a badly executed self-portrait, drawn on August 30, 1999, you may click on the link below. Those who know me in real life will marvel at how little it looks like me. Those who are lucky enough to have never seen me... your luck's about to run out. I'm pretty freaky looking.

My only regret concerning this picture is that it does not capture the full extent of my dementedness.

"Look at the funny ugly megalomaniac!"

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