Napoleon.Xidus.Net is not a business website. Though I'll gladly take your money, I'm not selling anything. Nor do I offer anything, aside from free entertainment, free posting of worthy prose and poetry (email for details), and a tour of the frightening world that is my mind. (And banner ad swaps with Find-the-Monkey, but that's a different story.) This is just a site o' fun, run by me, Napoleon.
I suggest you explore this world thoroughly. Dive in. Have fun. Send money. No, wait, you don't have to send money. Just send email.
n.x.n wouldn't exist without the cheerful wizardry of Xidus. Let's all give him a hand.