(mini-webmistress)
Hi. My name is Napoleon, and I'll be your guide through this sprawling wasteland of insanity. Don't be too scared, I'm mostly harmless. Mostly.
I call myself the mini-webmistress because, though I do manage a sprawling network of vaguely connected pages, I don't do any of the hosty computery stuff that's involved. Xidus takes care of that. He's such a nice wizard. I'm very grateful.
Currently I am a sophomore (for the second year running... mmm, five credits short) at California State University, Fullerton. I don't yet have a major, which means I probably need to find one ASAP. I spend my free time online, like most nerds, I guess. I have no life outside of my computer, nor do I want one. I guess if you want to talk, I'll allow it. Assuming you can manage something approaching intelligent conversation. Requests for age, sex and location will definitely not be honored. If you're a guy reading this, I am single, but not currently looking. Y'wouldn't want me anyway, trust me.
I don't tend to be on these anymore, but it doesn't hurt to
try.
On a personal note, I'm known to be quite insane. I scribble poems in ratty notebooks, then wave said notebooks threateningly; I run around babbling about sea monkeys for no reason; I worship the Great God Spam. Yes, I am a heretic. Keep those silver crosses away from me, they burn, they burn! Aiiiieeeee! ::dies::
Drop me a line if you're interested in Stephen King (especially the Dark Tower series), Star Trek, Monty Python, TMBG, or anything I seem to espouse on my pages. If you're really interested in the Tower, I do have a Tower-based Yahoo! club you can join. I had a list, but ListBot folded. Annoying, that, but at least it wasn't like it was a source of income for me or anything; it was for fun. And that's really what my entire website is, too... just something for fun. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.