[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Okay, give me a number. It has to be an integer, 
greater than 41 and less than 43."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Pi."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "and divisible by 6."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Nope."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "NEGATIVE FIVE!!!!!!!!?"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Negative. Meaning nope."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "e."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "58 it is."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Yay!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Well, here goes. 58 of my Juggers are being sent 
into enemy space..."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "made it 60."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "and it is now committed."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Shall we hope for pie now?"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Yes!"
[cilbuP] Carlo hopes for pie.
[cilbuP] You cream Carlo with a pie.
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Poor pie. I hoped it'd survive, but alas. It is 
eateded."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Let's hold a funeral."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "uh, okay."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "You give eulogy."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "I'll do the sobbing."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Alas, poor pie. We knew 
it well. Then Carlo ate it."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Was it tasty?"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "uh....uh....sob!"
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "It was tasty."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny nods gravely.
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "sob sob sob."
[cilbuP] Carlo thinks "This is harder than originally perceived...uh 
oh...they're looking at me...better do something!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Sob!"
[cilbuP] You stare at Carlo.
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "I'd like to say some words"
[cilbuP] Carlo shoots the lag monster for you.
[cilbuP] Carlo...shoots it again.
[cilbuP] You let out a resounding cheer.
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Ahem."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "The pie...we had some good times together."
[cilbuP] Carlo wipes a tear from his eye. "Heh, we used to go hunting 
zombies together."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Like that one time, when we were walking along, 
and then the zombie cows started mooing evilness. Pie shot it point 
blank with a shotgun, got us covered with ickyness. Ah...those were the 
good ole' days."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "I will never forget the last time I saw 
pie...heading straight towards me in a velocity that apparently was 
fast enough to knock me unconscious for a second or two, then take over 
my consciousness and make me threaten people with sporks."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "It's just...*sob* sob!"
[cilbuP] You comfort Carlo.
[cilbuP] Carlo sobs and runs away from podium.
[cilbuP] Carlo jumps into a ditch just as the podium blows up.
[cilbuP] Carlo looks up from out of the ditch and sees the crowd get up, 
all zombies.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "graaaains"
[cilbuP] Carlo typed pun instead of pub by accident.
[cilbuP] Carlo jumps out of the ditch and rolls to absorb most of the 
impact.
[cilbuP] Carlo sees three zombies shambling their way towards him. He 
rolls backwards, gets out two MK23s, and starts shooting them in the 
head.
[cilbuP] Carlo is ambushed by three zombies laying in wait behind a 
bush. All is lost!
[cilbuP] Until the zombies are blasted away with a shotgun. Who was it?
[cilbuP] Gasp! It is pie! Not dead after all!
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Gasp!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Gasp!"
[cilbuP] Pie says, "Gasp!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Hmm...we can't just cancel the funeral just because 
Pie's dead! We put a lot of work into this!"
[cilbuP] Carlo thinks for a few seconds, then shoots you.
[cilbuP] You die messily.
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Jenny...we knew her well..."
[cilbuP] Carlo sobs and runs away.
[cilbuP] Pie says, "pie pie pie. pie pie pie pie, pie pie."
[cilbuP] Pie opens up a box, then takes a pumpkin pie from out of it and 
places it in the grave.
[cilbuP] Pie pie pie. Pie.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny's ghost is pleased.
[cilbuP] Carlo notes that Jenny was just 1 command from....yay! 42 
commands!
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "But...now if you do anything, it'll disrupt the 
number!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "The world will collapse upon itself, and all pies 
will be gone!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Alas...pie...the word seems weird now."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny eats all the pies. HA!
[cilbuP] Pie, from inside your stomach, begins beating the walls and 
shooting them with treet bullets.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "Ow."
[cilbuP] The fearless Pie has escaped! Free from the fierce fortress of 
Jenny, Pie calculates the amount of C4 needed to blow Jenny to kablamos.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "42."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Pie."
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Let me ask you this...what kind of person doesn't 
chew a pretzel before swallowing it?"
[cilbuP] Carlo answers the doorbell, then is dragged away by many people 
in suits.
[cilbuP] You happily yell out "WOO! WOO!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Ah, there you guys have been."
[cilbuP] Person kablamo says, "Yeah, sorry we're late. Shall we proceed 
with the plan?"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Yes. Let us kadoodle fish the kablamos of 
kablinkyness!"
[cilbuP] Carlo goes to the pie store with his allies and...purchases pies.
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "GASP!"
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Of all the nefarious plans, I know."
[cilbuP] Carlo takes a pie and...eats it!!!!!!
[cilbuP] Carlo says, "Dun dun duuuuun!"