These are various screenshots I have pulled from the game because they amuse me. You can find a whole lot more here.
Uh, divided by approximate age now, because there's so damn many.
Okay, WAY too much information here. | Heh heh... zombie waitress. | How nice for you. | Swallow this. | Suuuuuure it is. | What the hell kind of a wussy attack is THIS?! | Oh, no, ANYTHING but that! | "I don't CARE if the world's in imminent danger of destruction, young man, you come in RIGHT NOW!" | ...is that Argus? | Oh, yeah? Well, you look like an undead Mickey Mouse. So ha. | Oh, THAT's what you're smoking, then, is it? | Apparently an interior decorator cult. | So... what exactly is a "normal" cultist, then? Sane? | Hmm... I'm guessing... no. | Hey, everyone! The programmers are trading dirty jokes! | Woah... bipolar. | Dude, lay off the ants. | Don't quit your day job. | I'm still trying to decide whether this is a pun or not... | Well, SOMEONE's got issues. | ... | *whimper* Hold me... | This is why there are no great zombie philosophers. | Yah, he's, like, totally grody!
Er... whoops. Knew I forgot something. | Good lord, the cops are ferretshocking. | Shark Angst | Welp, I'm dead. | Yeah, I'm scared now... | Um, helLO, is it any of YOUR business? | ... .....ow? | Now that I'm technically a government employee, this amuses me a lot more. | Big words for a guy who I beat with one smack of the bat. Spanky. | Wait, wait... I did all that, but they're the bullies? | Uh... they're really, really depressed? | Hey, screw you. | Dude! You're my new best friend! | Well, it makes about as much sense as most fashion trends. | You have weird dreams.
Yes, I'm sure it's the sidewalk's fault. | Rather a friendly board. | You just keep telling yourself that... | Don't leave home without it! brains | I'll feign interest. | AHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY!!! I don't get it. | ...is it me? | The poor thing will never get any self-esteem if you call it THAT... | I don't look very bright? You can't count! [ ...thanks, dad. | ......thanks, dad. | .......You're a horrible father. ] Uh, yeah. | The weird guy was delivering pizza? | Hoo boy, I'm scared now! | Mr. Saturn logic | Riiiight. You've been snorting the Fly Honey, haven't you. | Mr. Saturn! Have! Short attention! Span! | Hee hee hee. | That Mr. Saturn, such a tease | Whee! Let's go defile graves! | MooOOOOM, you're EMBARRASSING me!
Right. | Delicious tasties! For me to eat? | What the hell? Is she planning to eat me or something? | The Fourside Tourism Bureau must have fun explaining this. | ...well?! | Golly gee, anything but that! | Oh, that's good then. | ...what? | Y... eah. | Hey, watch what you say about my mom. | HA! WRONG! | Yes, thank you for translating that. | This monkey's gone to heaven? |