Not even Darth Vader is evil enough to join...
The Paisley Side!
Please be warned: the Paisley Side is not for wimps. Nor is it for those with merely a passing interest in evil. It is only for the most twisted, the most thoroughly evil among us; hence our motto.
So what are the benefits of joining the Paisley Side? Well, for one, you are imbued with the awesome might of the Paisley Side immediately upon joining. For another, you get a nice Paisley Side logo to put on your page, affirming your truly evil nature to all who wander thence. Best of all, you get a spiffy membership card.
So, if you think you're evil enough to join the Paisley Side, send me an email advising me of the fact, so I can take note of your identity. I need to know who -not- to kill when I take over the world, you see. Plus, then you get your membership card.
TO PUT A PAISLEY SIDE LINK ON YOUR PAGE
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THE PAISLEY COUNCIL
1. First Citizen Napoleon of the Paisley Side
42. Mistress Random of the Paisley Side
AUTHENTICATED, CARD-CARRYING MEMBERS OF THE PAISLEY SIDE
As you can see, few are brave enough to join up with the awesome power of the Paisley Side. Are you?
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