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Polls. Chances for you to speak your mind. If you have an idea for another poll, email me. Any worthy ideas will come to fruition on this page. Thanks.

If you could meet any of the following, who would it be? John Lennon Roland (Last Gunslinger) Monty Python (snicker) Q (of Star Trek fame) Jar Jar (to kill him) James K. Polk Ford Prefect Author of I Like Monkeys Napoleon Randall Flagg Arthur Dent John Linnell John Flansburgh Linnell -and- Flansy View Results

Tell me, my sick, sick friends... How should Jar Jar die? Die? Why should he die? Decapitation Flambéd Run over by landspeeder Disembowling Repeated defenestration One word: explosives Eaten by Jabba the Hutt Beat with metal rod Torn in half Run thru with lightsaber Strangle using the Force Freeze in carbonite Squished by somethin big Anything slow & painful View Results

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